John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's

Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!

by Olive Climber October 17, 2008

Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus

How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.

by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009

Blooming Idiot

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.

Look at that blooming idiot right there

by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005