Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.

He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.

by Carmen565 December 21, 2013

Blombies

Black Ops Zombies. Name given to the mini game 'Nazi 'Zombies' in the PS3/X-box game 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' (which was really and truly over-rated) Nazi Zombies (Zombus Vulgarus) is a sweet-ass game created by Treyarch and consists of 'endless waves of the undead' and you have to fight them off with weapons such as; Ray-Gun, Pistol, Assault Rifles etc. Blombies is used to identify which game you want to play (being it CoD:WaW or CoD:BO) therefore, time-saving and effective. It also doesn't sound as 'harsh' as 'zombies', where-as 'Blombies' rolls off the tip of your tongue.

BEFORE
Luke: Hey dude, wanna play zombies?
Tony: Yeah okay, World at War or Black Ops?
Luke: Black Ops you Douche!

AFTER
Luke: Hey dude, wanna play blombies?
Tony: Yeah okay, I'll put it in now!

by Simon Saladcream August 5, 2011

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

blomo

An African-American homosexual male who otherwise fits the definition of a twink. Generally hangs around white heterosexual females and knows a lot about hair and nail care, and love sparkly formfitting outfits.

Guy: "Who the fuck was that guy you were having lunch with?"
Girlfriend: "Don't worry about Eric, he's a total blomo."

by kdeezy20 June 20, 2008

BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation

(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"

by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020