by jsnbnit January 21, 2011
Get the Bloma mug.The blomp blomped around above the stadium.
by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007
Get the blomp mug.by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009
Get the Blompin' mug.A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.
Karen gave me the best blompy last night.
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009
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A blog-off; Two or more bloggers who cover the same topic and let their readers decide who's coverage was better.
Original term by Geist magazine (geist.com)
Original term by Geist magazine (geist.com)
In January 2010, Geist.com bloggers, Lauren Ogsten and Dan Post had a bloff over the Vancouver play, Here on the Flight Path.
by Geist.com January 16, 2011
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Diet: lettuce, Red Bull
Allergies: lettuce
Colour: Rainbow
Blood: Gold (ichor, blood of the gods)
Size: Emu with a large head
Place of Origin: South America Easter Island
Birthdate: summer of 1997
Population: 1
Facts: -has neck pains due to immensely large head
-can only say Bloop because it was the first thing it heard
-the reason for that is because it was born moments after the infamous ‘BLOOP’ was emitted near the Easter Island
-also make the sound “Blurp” when twisting its tongue sideways
-at birth, the mother emu exploded (using laws of physics)
-the buffalo father was suspected to have abandoned the mother in shame that he mated with a bird
-it sucks up cans of Red Bull regularly to grow wings
-it’s head is very droopy and hard to lift, so that’s why there’s a pair of wings of its head to support it
-it headbutts things to knock them down
-it was discovered quickly, because it flew around to other countries saying bloop
-although it eats lettuce, < the lettuce is named Romaine Hearts it is allergic to it---scientists are not certain how it stays alive, and plans on extracting blooffamu alleles to help people build a resistance against allergies
Diet: lettuce, Red Bull
Allergies: lettuce
Colour: Rainbow
Blood: Gold (ichor, blood of the gods)
Size: Emu with a large head
Place of Origin: South America Easter Island
Birthdate: summer of 1997
Population: 1
Facts: -has neck pains due to immensely large head
-can only say Bloop because it was the first thing it heard
-the reason for that is because it was born moments after the infamous ‘BLOOP’ was emitted near the Easter Island
-also make the sound “Blurp” when twisting its tongue sideways
-at birth, the mother emu exploded (using laws of physics)
-the buffalo father was suspected to have abandoned the mother in shame that he mated with a bird
-it sucks up cans of Red Bull regularly to grow wings
-it’s head is very droopy and hard to lift, so that’s why there’s a pair of wings of its head to support it
-it headbutts things to knock them down
-it was discovered quickly, because it flew around to other countries saying bloop
-although it eats lettuce, < the lettuce is named Romaine Hearts it is allergic to it---scientists are not certain how it stays alive, and plans on extracting blooffamu alleles to help people build a resistance against allergies
by SapphireBlue January 13, 2014
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