baby blocker

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

by childarsenist November 15, 2009

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004

CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.

Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.

Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .

alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later

by Clinton o February 22, 2009

cock blocker

a person who causes another person to not get some

Gosh he was about to get some but his ex-girlfriend Rachel is such a cock-blocker

by Bam Bam February 18, 2005

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004