baby blocker

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

by childarsenist November 15, 2009

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004

CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.

Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

cock block blocker

one who blocks a cock blocker.

At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.

by Sipes May 17, 2005

Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.

Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .

alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later

by Clinton o February 22, 2009