steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008

bloomballs

a ball made up of flower seeds, compost and soil

During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.

by Hellen of Norway March 29, 2023

Bloon

Basically a balloon but monkeys hate it

Monke 1: i hate bloons Monke 2: A BLOON KILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

by I want cake April 23, 2021

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

blood kink

Blood kink: being attractred to blood and or enjoying the sight of it. You probably developed this kink if you like my chemical romance's three cheers for sweet revenge album.

"I have a blood kink"
"Fuck, me too"
" I blame those angsty vampires"

by Mya4ever August 20, 2016

Bloodafriend

someone who is your bestfriend. bestfriend bff

Alivia and Breonna are bloodafriends.

by breg March 3, 2019