Trail blazers

An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.

Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.

by Brentford April 14, 2009

Belzered

Belzered: Verb; when someone attempts to engage in roasting another party but ends in only slight annoyances and extreme cringyness.

Bro you just got belzered !

by GsxrBro April 22, 2019

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).

person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!

by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017

Kotch and blaze

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Blaze it

The act of lighting a joint

"Blaze it 420 duuuuuude"

by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015

blazeface

Someone who has or shows the qualities of being blazed (or high).

Man look at that blazeface, his eyes are cashed.

by Blazeface January 27, 2008