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Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else
She blew the doors off this test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
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big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.
Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
by bigboy frank October 1, 2017
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blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
by Choodles135 August 19, 2007
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.
by barnboy April 24, 2023
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The greenhouse blew apart

Internet phrase meaning "your grandma has passed away"
by PaulBernardo October 29, 2022
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