Blesser

Another term for a sugar daddy, who spends money on females in hopes of sex. Money is usually spent on drinks, clothes, cars, tuition and any other thing the recipient might need

Bruce: "how is Dana driving a new Benz when she ain't got no job "
Clark " ain't you heard she got a blesser, he even paying her rent "

by WhoKingcole June 20, 2016

Stay Blessed

Other form of saying keep being arrogant/ignorant/rude and to basically go fuck yourself.

Person: I don’t want to hear what you’re saying I’m in the right and will always be right and you can’t change that.

Other Person: Alright you have a good day and Stay Blessed.

by xkarma July 27, 2021

Blessed Tattoo

tattoo given to those that are a little rough around the edges or a bit hood if you well. The tattoo is received with the hopes that God will protect them regardless of their ghetto lifestyle.

She got a blessed tattoo because even though she does hood shit everyday she survived to se 30.

by mrgutz June 11, 2019

Blessthefall 2.5

Blessthefall 2.5 are an awesome post-harcore band, who are famous on the website tumblr. They are well known for their single 'God Wears Gucci Skirts', and have toured with the likes of The Devil Wears Prada Shoes and All Time Low 2.5

Person A:"Blessthefall 2.5 are coming to town!!"
Person B: "ARE THEY THE BAND OFF TUMBLR?!"
Person A: "YES!!!"
Person B: "WOOOO LETS GO!"

by btf 2.5 fan!! October 25, 2009

Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021