Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Blender

A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.

"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."

by Strawberrysaurus February 20, 2014

Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.

"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"

by Riley K December 24, 2004

Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

by Dsmile July 3, 2011

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

biendeed

Affirmative--in a good way.
Equivalent to "yup" or "yes indeedy."
From French/Spanish "Bien" and English "Indeed."

"Are you the one who baked these delicious cookies?"
"Biendeed!"

by lauryl4062 February 11, 2009

blondeded

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

by brittizdashit June 28, 2009