baleet

To delete/ignore annoying people in an online chat...especially in the Kingdom of Loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)

That Janitor is such an idiot I'm glad I baleeted him

by Janitor January 5, 2005

bdeet

An adjective used to describe a person, place or object that has an offensive odor of booty, dick, and feet. Hence Bdeet.

"What the fuck happened in here? It smells like straight up bdeet!" or "You need to go wash your ass, you smell like straight up bdeet!"

by Girardot and Stewart October 9, 2007

Beet Red

When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.

Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

beetlejuice

A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.

Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.

by Jody Conway April 20, 2005

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009