Blap Blap

snoulz wants to know what it means

Whats blap blap? -snoulz

by P1_Dex November 02, 2023

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.

That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!

by halalgamingtime July 07, 2023

Blap

a blap is a fishy

theres a blap in the sea, should we catch it?

by NatalyaBranigan October 03, 2021

blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Dave202020 May 20, 2016

BLAP

The combination between the first letters of the hottest, most talented four woman ever in history. Bri(B)Lily(L)Adeline(A)Precious(P)

« Blap is so cool! »
« I wish i could be like Blap »

by Qwertier March 27, 2022

Blap

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.

Ya done got blapped, Son!

by Cdobbs September 21, 2021