Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Blap Dond

The sound you make when you nut and dond being done

Dude I had a dope time blap donding

by TooManyPlanes June 12, 2018

Blap Blap

snoulz wants to know what it means

Whats blap blap? -snoulz

by P1_Dex November 2, 2023

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Blap

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.

Ya done got blapped, Son!

by Cdobbs September 20, 2021

Blap

a blap is a fishy

theres a blap in the sea, should we catch it?

by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021

Blap

To slap someone with a Slimy substance in hand.

-SacredPotato

I took a hand full of egg whites and blapped a guy in the face.

by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022