When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

by TooManyPlanes June 12, 2018

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.
by Cdobbs September 20, 2021

a blap is a fishy
by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021

by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022
