Shower Blizzard

The feeling you get after you get out of the shower and it feels like you just stepped out into Antarctica because it's so cold.

Mom! Where's my towel I'm engaged in a shower blizzard right now!

by FTWZ!55 January 26, 2010

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

Lot lizard blizzard

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.

Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!

by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016

Blizzard

Despite the fact that they're not a mining company, they're always hitting gold.

Dude. You played WoW? Blizzard really struck gold with that.

by DTraj January 6, 2008

hair blizzard

when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.

(girl walks in to classroom)
boy: Dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: No....what makes you think that?
boy: Oh...nothing...nothing at all.
other boy: Dude! That girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!

by supercalifragilisticexpidoosh November 6, 2010

Buzzards

Referring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.

"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"

by Big Kev thanks to CM December 1, 2009

Mexican Blizzard

Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.

Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?

Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by Trennodon October 17, 2008