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Lulu wants a biscuit

A phrase describing the desire to eat carbohydrates while in the throws of PMS.
I've been off carbs for weeks, but let me tell you something, I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and "lulu wants a biscuit".
by whyvoneeeee January 22, 2010
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Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus
Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.
by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011
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biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.
by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010
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biscuit sewing kit

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.
Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!
by Sethowar December 15, 2015
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piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings
..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again
by renfield January 1, 2007
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cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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