Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

Alex birch

Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis

Alex birch is gay

by Epic forntjtensjsj March 1, 2020

Birch

An accident

Shutup birch

by BirchMans May 25, 2022

Birch

A word made by a 5 yr old girl with -100 IQ trying to social but didn’t succeed since she’s immature and childish who only know how to watch peppa pig and drink milk

You birch

by charxcharlotte January 4, 2020

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025