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birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch
What you doing?”
Not much, just hauled on the birch”
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole
Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin
by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023
mugGet the Birchmug.

Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.
Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.
by Young Boy Bluejay December 9, 2023
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Tom birch

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road
by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020
mugGet the Tom birchmug.

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".
Birch, you playing to much!
by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017
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Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)
She’s totally a birch
by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018
mugGet the Birchmug.

Cooper Birch

The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.
by yoseph_2975 February 1, 2022
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