Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023

birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

Danny Birch

Danny Birch is the most extravagant, big dick , big future type of guy.

Danny Birch can do it better than anyone

by Danny Birch November 21, 2019

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 6, 2020

Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

by anonymous September 14, 2020