Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023

birch

a tree that camman18 hates

birch

by Table 278 YT February 13, 2023

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.

Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.

by Young Boy Bluejay December 9, 2023

Birch

An accident

Shutup birch

by BirchMans May 25, 2022

Birch

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

by soybean112 January 30, 2022

Birch

Birch is the best person you will ever meet, they are highly attractive and pull all men, women, and everyone else.
Birch is an epic swaggy gamer that is great at Yu-Gi-Oh.
a Birch will never let you down no matter what.
Everyone loves a Birch

A: Is that birch
B: yeah look how epic

by soybean112 January 30, 2022