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biblol

Pronounced (baɪb.lɒl)

1. Poking fun of the Christian bible by adding lol to the end but having the word sound very similar to bible.

2. The Biblol is the official text of ROFLism. It contains many passages and entries contributed by practicing ROFLists. There is only one known copy of this book which is held in a box at the iChurch. The Biblol is actually not large enough to qualify as a book, it is more like a pamphlet.
"I read the biblol every day before I put on my lollerskates and get in my roflcopter"
by BiblolThumber August 1, 2009
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Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.
She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.
by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016
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Bibliosmia

Loving that new book smell so much, and I mean so much you need a fucking word for it.
Entitled Person: I hate reading online

Victim: Why?

Entitled Person: I have Bibliosmia, so reading online takes away from the new book smell

Victim: The fuck?
by DumButDumB September 24, 2022
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Biblioleptoppary

Having a large stack of books fall on you while you are making out with the librarian in the stacks.
The student and librarian were hospitalized with broken ribs as a result of the biblioleptoppary, and couldn't recover their knickers until the following week.
by 50 mile linguist November 13, 2009
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bibliosexual

Noun. (Bib-lee-o-sex-u-al) A bookworm. Someone who is so absorbed in books and literature that they have no time for socialization and a life. They're in love with books as a form of escapism with no need to face or deal with the outside world.
"That Jane is such a bibliosexual... All that damned studying she's been doing for exams, I haven't seen her in weeks!"

"Man that Tim is such a bibliosexual! I bet he lost his virginity to Jane Eyre!"
by Sarah_Clay July 30, 2008
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bibliophile

a person who does very dirty things to books.
"Why is there lipstick on my book?"

"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."
by Yourfacesickens February 7, 2009
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Bibliophile

One who enjoys the act of raping the bible.
Look at that blibliophile, all over his bible.
by De-man August 23, 2005
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