Berna is a one of a kind girl, she is pretty, has such a magical and unique presence. She wins everyones hearts and almost no one hates her. She will always be there for her close friends, she is a shy person, but very energetic with the people she likes, she has a not bad sense of humour. She likes annoying some people so she can enjoy laughing at them. She is a very brave person, clever but likes to act childish so she can have fun. She is also a little insecure but she never ever shows her weak and vulnerable side, and if she somehow shows you her vulnerable side that means you are really special to her. She doesn't like to show her emotions at all and Berna prefers not to tell you how great you are face to face but rather to her other close friends. She also doesn't mind being your day to day therapist, she's sometimes too kind to people, and respects those who don't deserve it. Berna is just unique and you can never find any girl like her or even similar to her. And her hair is better than Rapunzels blond hair. She is just different, you can never describe her with a word from her uniqueness.
Person: who is that, strange person?
Her friend: Oh that's Berna, she might seem strange but trust me, you'll never find one like her.
Her friend: Oh that's Berna, she might seem strange but trust me, you'll never find one like her.
by Migatte April 18, 2022
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by Gigi Says December 5, 2019
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Frankie: Damn homie im hella blown. Got any munchies?
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by frankielocsblur1rdopMOB December 22, 2009
Get the Bernuski mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
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