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Gill St. Bernard's

N. An extremely wealthy and affluent private K-12 school located in Gladstone, New Jersey. Extremely small, Gill is known for its unseemingly tiny population of sheltered rich kids with popped collars and Birkenstocks, who leave high school well versed in the menu at Dunkin Donuts, the seasonal colors for Lacoste's fall season, how to be an incredible elitist, and every crevice of the Bridgewater Commons and Far Hills Malls. Nonetheless, a small population of Gill is composed of stoners and hippies with rich grandfathers who pay for their educations. Cocaine and marijuana are drugs of choice.
She attended Gill St. Bernard's for fourteen years, then went to Rutgers/Drew, then lived off of Daddy's money for the rest of her life.
by G.M. November 9, 2005
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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
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Bernard

The really nice guy who talks you into stuff and you can't say no because he's so nice, but if he was in the hunger games would probably kill viciously
Bernard is so nice!
Yeah, but he is sometimes really mean, like he was threatening to kill me!
by PPratty February 23, 2020
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Bernardeschi

He is the Bernardeschi of sex
by Jokeoftheworldisshit December 21, 2020
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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
by Nardddy November 17, 2019
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Dirty Bernard

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
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Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.
Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard
by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011
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