bergenfield high school

Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?

Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.

Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..

by SmackTownJerd November 22, 2013

Every kiss begins with K

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.

Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.

by Goldenrod June 21, 2008

Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010

Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer

by KCPDX June 13, 2010

begging dragon

When a man or a woman, is on their knees, ready to commence an act of fellatio on a male. They swill whiskey in their mouth and proceed with the act. Once the deed is done, the whiskey and sex waste is then blown from the mouth into a naked flame like a fire breather. Hence Begging Dragon.

Giver: I'm going to do the Begging Dragon.

Receiver: I'll get the lighter.

by DragonRider99 April 6, 2017

bag-begging

Attempting to lock down cocaine through begging, because you don't yet have it (or have enough). Either to purchase or mooch.

Yo I wanna do some yoda but I don't feel like bag-begging my friends anymore. Guess I'll get a Four Loko instead.

by top pimp July 30, 2010