Bibliophileklept

A person who is obsessed with books to the point of hoarding or stealing. Usually used in a sarcastic manner, but many times may be used as an ironic joke.

"I have so many books, people start thinking I'm a bibliophileklept."

by NakabaChan November 16, 2014

Bibliophobia

Being allergic to all things biblical

I have bibliophobia.

by Gamingalixy November 29, 2016

biblioclast

One who destroys books

A biblioclast destroyed all my books

by Uptownghost26 October 17, 2017

BElliot BLoyd

BElliot BLoyd is a undercover name for a guy named Elliot. Mr.BLoyd is a very dangerous man so a good tip is to stay out of his way. He also has a lot of friends like EB and Abdullah so if u get in trubbel with BElliot there is a 99% chance that your girl will have a foursome.

Oh shit boi! BElliot BLoyd is here, we gtg or else he will take our bitches!

by Dektektiv 08 October 18, 2017

Bibliometracist

Bibliometrics - is the use of statistical methods to analyse books, articles and other publications.

Bibliometracist - is an information scientist who specialises in the use, or creation, of Bibliometrics.
Bibliometric methods are frequently used in the field of library and information science.

"hey bob, to get study this done we'll need two Anthropologists, a Xenomophist, and a Bibliometracist, and about twenty undergrads"

by lynxmonkey April 1, 2020

berlioz

A ginger cat with a white belly an Australian cat but be weary this cat is dangerous he lurks at night and has sex with his prey *usually Figaro* and is a pedophile

Damn calm down I know it’s a joke but being a gay furry is kind of like berlioz

by Jay Powski October 24, 2020

Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.

"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."

by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021