Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011

Island Beaner

A racial slur directed at Cuban Immigrants, most popular in the state of Florida. The term utilizes another racial slur Beaner. Which is used because of the Cuban immigrant's natural brown color, and because they often migrate illegally to the US. And Island because Cuba is a island.

Mike (cuban): What's up you cracker ass honkey?
T-Money (white): Did you bring me a cigar?
Mike (Cuban): Screw you!
T-Money (white): Why don't you swim back home you damn Island Beaner!

by SquigmanFraud January 15, 2011

Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi

"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"

by crozdaddy December 3, 2011

beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Jose beaner packed the car

by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013

beaner packing

When a large group of people(generally Hispanic families) cram into a compact size car and travel.

My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.

by hooolio February 12, 2009

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

by Philly G January 26, 2007

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009