an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
by polo January 5, 2006
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Get the buffer song mug.Damn dude, you scored an Asian buffet?
Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.
Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.
Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
by Bravo77 January 24, 2011
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At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
Get the buffed stallion mug.(boo-tee buf-fey) Any single particular place or area that contains excess amounts women that have "More ass than a Donkey Farm". Any specific social gathering (i.e. parties, bars, nightclubs, etc) that is bountiful in bulbous booty, has an abundance of apple-bottom ass, hordes of heavy hiny, or a cornicopia of clean-cut cutta.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you hit the club last night?"
Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."
Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"
Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."
Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"
by Chattom, E October 8, 2007
Get the Booty Buffet mug.Overly gluttonous folks attending a buffet. Buffets are geared to make money on you, unless you are a buffet buster. Often times busters stay in the buffet for long hours (across brunch/dinner/supper) to stretch their dollar and waistband. Busters plan to hit the casino for the buffet only.
Dude look at that buffet buster. He's back up in the prime rib line again!
I saw that buster eating the brunch buffet and he's still there and it's 6pm!
I saw that buster eating the brunch buffet and he's still there and it's 6pm!
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