bathroom polio

Bathroom Polio occurs when a indviduals feet go numb or "fall asleep" from sitting on the toilet too long.

I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!

by Cokeduprednek July 25, 2007

bathroom looker

Someone who looks at other people through the cracks in public restroom stalls.

That 7th grader is such a goddamn bathroom looker.

by Bon Chez April 12, 2003

Bathroom Bandit

A young woman who takes males into a bathroom and has a "good time " with them

"Oh my gosh, ally is totally the new BATHROOM BANDIT, she brought 3 guys in the bathroom in one night!"

by wheesnaaaw August 9, 2009

Bathroom OCD

A certain form of obsessive-compulsive disorder that only affects an individual while they are using a bathroom.

Exs. Exclusively using a certain towel/s, needing the shower a particular temperature, not being able to use the restroom unless certain conditions are met (defined by the individual.)

Man 1: Hey, I gotta take a shower, I'll see you tomorrow bro.
Man 2: Dude. Just use my shower. No big deal.
Man 1: Sorry man, nah. I've got bathroom ocd. You don't have my body wash and you've only got 3 towels. Ill just see you later.
Man 2: Whatever dude, peace.

by C diddly September 21, 2010

bathroom panic

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.

In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

bathroom bop

To get it on with someone in the bathroom, most likely a club or bar. Usually those involved are either really drunk or just a ho.

Dude1:Man that girl over there is looking at you man, she lookin a lil tipsy too.
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.


Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop

by Erock384 March 15, 2009

bathroom carrie

A mental condition that came into existence At a small town in northeast Washington state called Tonasket. The story centers around a young lady named Carrie, she will while at any random persons house place of business etc enter the bathroom an spend a minimum of 6 hours and as much as 12 or more hours in the bathroom It is yet unknown just exactly what she does while there however rumors say that there are often lines of men that form outside the shut door

That bitch is doin a bathroom Carrie and she needs to get out of there before I shit on the floor

by Puddlejumper71 January 2, 2018