(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
by ALKAIZER June 26, 2009
A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.
by Losti March 22, 2005
A Short, Hot Girl, with pretty eyes and lips who is usually very smart. Sometimes her small packaging hides how feisty she can be both inside and outside the bedroom.
Hey G, wanna go bowling with us tonight!?
Nah man, I'm "hanging out" with that Small Batch I met at work!
Nah man, I'm "hanging out" with that Small Batch I met at work!
by The Awakened Warrior May 04, 2016
by Derek Davila January 27, 2006
I knew something was weird when I was fucking Shaina and then I realized what it was. I turned on the light, looked down at my dick, and noticed that she had left me a big nasty snatch batch.
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by backdrft76 January 30, 2011
Relocating human ejaculate from the receiving party to another... possibly the originator, called Snow Balling.
See also Cum Swapping
See also Cum Swapping
The only thing better than a Cream Pie is seeing your girlfriends best friend Batch Harvest from her ass
by Bdamn December 18, 2010