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Baseball

Like George Carlin said: "One of the 3 real sports."

You need athleticism and strategy. There are usually 9 fielders and a pitcher, who throws complicated pitches like 95mph curveballs to a batter who tries to hit them.

Sure, there are a few more active sports, but you do need athleticism to play baseball. People who call the sport boring, pointless, non-athletic, gay, etc. are either jealous they stink at it, or mentally challenged to a degree.
Tom: Spring is here. What sport shall we play?

Tim: Baseball, of course! It's the best sport ever!

Tom: Of Course!
by Sport_Jock209 August 17, 2011
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Baseball

1. Apparently, the sport with the most homophobic haters.
2. America's pasttime, played with nine players, 1 pitcher, one catcher, 4 infielders, and 3 outfielders.

Gets a bad rep because of all of the MLB players that have taken steroids.
Example of definition 1: Definitions I have seen for baseball

"Gay-ass sport" "sport that is only played by fags" et cetera
Example of definition 2: Baseball only has a bad reputation because of its professional players
by HatersGon'Hate February 23, 2011
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A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.

Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.

Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
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A shitty sport for kids who aren’t athletic and can’t run more than 20 feet, requires no skill, and are all douche bags who hate on other sports because they have to compensate for the shitty sport that they play
“Hey that kid over there plays baseball, oh wait that means he’s a fag”
by Unexplained Smellz May 17, 2019
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Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses
My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball
by Da Bay Go Crazy December 9, 2008
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a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..
Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay
by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd July 26, 2016
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The act of using a one-hitter or dugout and a bat in order to smoke marijuana.
Hey Chris, JJ and I are going out for a game of baseball.
by smokeabowl November 17, 2006
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