Baran Kar

A big fatty fat shit fat face full of food flappy dappy saggy granny.
Has poo’s left right and centre.

Baran Kar can’t see his penis.

by No Haram May 11, 2019

barn burner

barn burner: can also refer to an epic and overpowering flatulent expulsion that smells so vomitous and full of vile toxic fumes that you swear could burn down or melt an actual man-made structure

Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?

Cow-hand: *holding his nose* No that was me - I've been holding in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!

Farmer: *holding his nose* God help us!

Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*

cow-hand dinky, barn burner

by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

babynaise

1.cum. baby refering to the pregnancy part, and naise, like mayonaise. make the connection?
2.word you thought you heard said instead of bathing apes in the song soulja boy.

pimpjuice pimp juice cum soulja boy bathing apes

"...haters get mad cuz i got me some babynaise...."

joey: why would ppl get mad? he can get chicks pregnant and they cant?

austin: no he's saying bathing apes, not...babynaise? joey, i dont think thats a word.

joey: look it up on urban dictionary!

austin: theres no entry.

joey: lets make one!!

by yosefhey January 3, 2008

barnacle script

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).

I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.

by jfkelley June 16, 2009

Barknuts

n: person who more so resembles a gorilla then an actual human being. This creature will tend to be highly absent minded and will make sporadic and uncontrolled movements.

Look out! There's a barknuts up there. He's about to jump off a cliff in hopes of finding his keys.

by Schleeblee February 3, 2010

Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.

Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ

by MobileKing May 9, 2013

baranda

A girl of many qualitys among those u will find beauty smarts values morals and extremely trustworthy and independent as hell so just forget guys she ant going home with u but she is an ale some friend

Baranda ( queen b)

by Jbzero February 13, 2018