The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

by codymanfuck October 22, 2009

Clint Barton

One of the original Avengers, but still useless when compared to the others. He's great with a bow and arrow, but should've been the one to sacrifice himself on Vormir instead of Natasha. Clint has a cute family, but he went to murder many people around the world for 5 years because of grief over losing them in Thanos' snap. His best friend Natasha later died for him and his family even though he abandoned her during the Blip. Otherwise known as Hawkeye.

Wow, I'm so thankful to Clint Barton for saving and recruiting Natasha to S.H.I.E.L.D instead of taking her out when he was supposed to.

by natashawaffles March 25, 2020

jaeda barton

is the hottest prettyest girl in the world she is the nicest and the pretteist NOT goth or a snickerlickerthe kewlist emo ever

... jaeda barton is pretty lol

by sammi her bitch lol October 24, 2008

bartoncoop

1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.

2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.

3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'

1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.

2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.

3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!

by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011

Bartosh

An immensely attractive 10th Doctor lookalike, but I repeat myself.

I just want to molest him, he's so Bartosh.

by doctor_who November 14, 2011

Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others

Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van

by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017