Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021
The creator of magcon. He seeks the money of innocent children. An old creep who likes to take selfies. He's a scammer. He's selfish. He's old.
by or-nahhhh? June 10, 2014
Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.
As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.
I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017
the most cute person you'll ever meet. He usually works in DTP departements and has cookies. He will share the cookies if you are nice to him and give him good briefings.
You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.
You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.
by JB1929JanBartRAccoon November 22, 2022
to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
by viciousk February 01, 2008
Verb; Bart-copping; Bart-copped {or. Oakland Bart Police slaying in 2009}: To execute another who is in a helpless position (as in from a position of authority) esp. using a gun.
by The Beefsauce January 09, 2009
David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.
by footballfan20852 September 30, 2017