barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

barged

Blast through, or intrude.

The police barged through the door and crumpled the fat guy into the police cruiser. It was a closed casket funeral

by SouperMole December 6, 2013

Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.

Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.

by MelPOM August 30, 2009

Barbed Wire Trick

act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%

"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"

by myst1c February 5, 2008

Bapped

When someone is in a deep sleep or knocked out

Yoo john is bapped🤣

by XmaddsX1 February 25, 2020

Barced

Losing by a score of 8-2 resulting in a complete humiliation of the opponent or your own team.

You suck. I just barced your team you bum.

by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020

Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021