Barber Talk

When someone is talking a load of nonsense.

That's a load of Barber Talk

by CoasterNemo January 20, 2020

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Larois barber

The best Kid Laroi meme pages and is The Kid Laroi personal barber since 2019, when he gave Laroi, “The Buzz cut”, and has since learned from his mistakes.

Someone: Who gave the kid Laroi THAT AWESOME haircut?

Me: Oh, it was Larois barber

by JrRrRr3 July 12, 2022

isabelle barber

amazing human being

lovable

caring
1000/10

an amazing friend

isabelle barber is amazing

by www.tiktok.com June 24, 2020

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

Nude barber

It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)

Yo look at the nude barber

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008