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Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."
by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014
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Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
by Crewza October 10, 2015
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Ballerbar

German slang term for a woman one would fornicate with. Preferably with a fat hole
pron. Ballah-bar
Hartmut "yo dawg, check dat ass"
Bernhard "dat ho be ballerbar "
by Dr.Clint Camley January 12, 2018
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ghetto-baller

Insanely awesome. Different in a cutting-edge way, desirable.
That haute couture trucker hat you just got is ghetto-baller!
by skateboardchick July 12, 2009
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dollar baller

by dollarballer00 April 25, 2016
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Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.
Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.
by Shoobastank September 9, 2019
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global ballers

A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.

Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.
Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”
by Klinde October 14, 2019
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