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ka-backhand

The act of forcing your hand upward in the air and using force towards another person (preferably your bitch--thats a dog I mean) and hitting them with THE BACK of your hand, while yelling victoriously KA-BACKHAAAND.

Can be considered similar to the pimp slap. But, ...it's better.
The priest ka-backhanded his nun.
What a blashemously awesome ka-backhand.
by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008
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Backhander

A gift, favor or compliment presented with sarcastic intent.
"Bob really dealt Mort a serious backhander with that awful birthday gift."
by Mega_Huge December 15, 2014
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backhand forehand

when a girl kicks you in balls or something similar you can just backhand or forehand them
this girl kicked me in the balls the other day i did a backhand forehand on her in the face
by disasteer123 December 16, 2008
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backhand cheese

an ice hokcey move perfected by Brett Johnson; involves a nasty toe drag around a defensmen and then continuing towards the net and sniping up and the bar or bar down on you backhand side of the stick
Brett Johnson recieves a sexy sauce from Bryan Drew comes down on a breakaway and finishes with the backhand cheese.
by Bdrew September 23, 2009
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Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.
Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand
by to cold soup November 5, 2010
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Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.
Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"
by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011
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Swedish Backhand

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand
I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!
by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017
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