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B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch) 

An ex girlfriend who always has to stay on your head about something even though you've never had a child with her.
"Why do you always have to be rude to me your such a B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)"

baby-boo-man-bitch 

This phrase is descriptive of the 4 disticnt levels of courtship used by females to describe her involvement with a man.
1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex

2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her.

3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her.

4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon.
A month ago he was hittin it all the time, then he started buyin her shit, and he got less action as time went on, and nows hes her slave. He is officially her baby-boo-man-bitch.
baby-boo-man-bitch by pummy May 5, 2009

Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.
I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.

Baby Son of a Bitch 

A child or brat whos either A) constantly crying or whining B) being a total cock block or C) just being plain ol' frickin annoying
Dude I was trying to get some from Katy yesterday, but then that little fucking Baby Son of a Bitch of hers woke up, and wouldnt leave us alone.
Baby Son of a Bitch by Ethanyial August 23, 2010

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.
I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches 

Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man