auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

auto shotgun

the noob cannon in counter strike

you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you

by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004

Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.

"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"

by trombonerguy December 9, 2013

Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.

“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”

by isamniia February 28, 2020

auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.

Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.

by Captain Negative July 20, 2017