asswip

When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills

F##K YOU ASSWIP

by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019

asswipe

This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off

It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning

by not shown May 5, 2003

Assrape

Assrape is a crime wherein the victim is forced into sexual activity against his or her will, in particular sexual penetration. It is considered by most societies to be among the most severe crimes.

Chupacabra raping Healmaster by putting his penis in her/his ass, against his/her will.
Chupacabra assraped HealMaster.

by Chupacabraa July 29, 2008

asswipe

JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.

Get out of here asswipe !

by clickhere July 19, 2006

Asslips

If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.

Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?

by germayne48 February 22, 2011

assrape

What the average working stiff in America experiences every April 15th.

Damn! I just got audited, what a friggin' assrape!

by KicK October 31, 2003

asswipe

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004