booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

Applying lipstick

Giving someone a blow job

I can't talk right now, I'm applying lipstick

by Stupid Bitch69 May 9, 2011

applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011

applicateur

A person who has no programming, logical, or scientific abilities but knows a particular computer application extremely well.

"I think Jim should be the project manager on our next branding project because he is so amazing using Libre Office."

"Oh heavens no. Jim is an applicateur and actually has no interpersonal skills or knowledge about anything other than Libre Office"

by Misterque January 2, 2012

applization

The removal of any and all rough edges from things to make them perfectly smooth and uniform.

America used to be eccentric and charming before applization. Now all products, clothes, houses - you name it - are white and smooth and featureless.

by Stan Wenners September 3, 2016

Applications And Workplace

A better math class for people who are not willing to waste 5 years of their life going to collage

Applications and Workplace math is great!

by WeedIsMeFriend October 3, 2016