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Aperture

A lovely little scientific research and development company enlisted by the American MoD to produce shower curtains, among other intra-dimensional projects. Responsible for the production of the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS), the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal gun, if you prefer), and many, many innovative iterations of the world-famous shower curtain, Aperture are secretive in their operations and productive in their exploits. Future projects include life-enhancing gel, spherical personality buddies and tractor beams (or excursion funnels).
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by Jonnopon3000 July 11, 2010
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apparently

it appears that; as far as one knows; seemingly
apparently
adverb
1. seemingly, outwardly, ostensibly, speciously .
it appears that, allegedly, it seems that, on the face of it, by all accounts, so the story goes, so I'm told Apparently the girls are not amused by the situation.
The deterioration has been caused by an apparently endless recession
by Gobaibhaw September 28, 2013
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Apertion

Apertion, noun (archaic) (Latin: apertio)

1. The act of opening.

2. An opening.

3. An aperture, hole, crack.
"By ruption or apertion" --Wiseman
by rsneo April 24, 2009
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Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.
I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.
by chaptj August 5, 2010
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Apherp

An expression by someone who is listening to somebody else declare an action, video, rapper or event that is cool but it is, in fact, not cool; expressing one's disbelief at what was just said or done; an agreement that what was just said was lame.
Dude I was watching the Sex and the City movie with my mom
(response) APHERP!
by Backyardbay June 28, 2011
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apparallegedly

used to replace apparently or allagedly when one doesn't want to waste the brain cells to figure out which is appropriate for your use.

- apparently is used when you have information that you have come upon yourself, usually using one of your 6 senses (taste, sight, hearing, feeling, smelling, or proprioception).

- alllegedly is used when you have "information" that you have come across by someone else, usually by here-say

Apparellegedly can be used in any case.
- Apparently you're doing badly in school, i'm looking at you report card and i see you have 2 Fs, 3 Ds, 2 Cs.

- I heard Kasie talking to Riley, and allegedly Samantha slept with the whole football team at the party Saturday.

Well apparallegedly, kyle punched Samson and got suspended.
by Cori Howpe November 13, 2011
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apparentfuckingly

Exasperation at the bull shit surrounding the situation that is deemed unchangeable and hopeless
Apparentfuckingly I can not get a job that allows me to not work on weekends
by Roomie Quotables November 18, 2013
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