Desk Anchor

When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.

office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"

by _yellowGoldfish August 25, 2010

Kamsiyochukwu Anachuna

big sexy boy

look at that big sexy boy(Kamsiyochukwu Anachuna)

by iwbfoieusbgr March 14, 2022

Drop Anchor

v. To relieve oneself of feces in a violent or obscene manner.

"I was hitting the sauce hard last night and housing baked beans. When I woke up in the morning I felt the urgent need to drop anchor. The shite dropped out of my turd-cutter like a sack of potatoes and I felt like I nearly blew out my o-ring."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 26, 2004

Anchorage

Largest city in the US state of Alaska, located in the Southcentral Region along the Knik Arm, Cook Inlet, and Turnagain Arm. The population is about 260,000 (Census 2000), which is nearly half of Alaska's state population. The current mayor of Anchorage is Mark Begich. The most popular spots include Century 16 theater, Chilkoot Charlie's, Moose's Tooth pub & pizzeria, Bear Tooth theater pub, Dimond Center, and 5th Avenue Mall. Lowest temperatures are usually in the single digits during the winter, and can reach as high as the seventies to eighties during the summer. The summer is considered Anchorage's tourist season, where the downtown area near the port tends to be the busiest. Great location for travel especially during summer, but winters can get cold, dark, and depressing for some residents.

It is said that Anchorage has two seasons: winter and construction.

by bill kapok March 27, 2005

Anchorage Steamer

A form of hypocrisy. The act of criticizing someone for a certain act and then proceeding to unwittingly do that same thing. This can also be referred to as a Palin-drome.

The woman who sees Russia from her house just dropped an anchorage steamer on America- she criticized the media for politicizing the Arizona shooting and then implied that the shooter was a liberal.

by jonstewartfan January 19, 2011

anecdata

The usage of multiple points of anecdotal data to confirm any stipulation, often used to "prove" pseudo-scientific claims of illnesses and treatments.

Jenny McCarthy uses anecdata gathered from dozens of accounts to support her pseudo-scientific treatment for childhood autism.

by BabbleOn5 January 12, 2010

Hairy Anchovie

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009