Alphabits

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.

Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*

by maxatron July 30, 2009

Urban Phonetic Alphabet

The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.

"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"

• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag

by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008

Alphabet Diet

A 26-day diet (A-Z) where one eats only foods that start with the letter of that day

"Hey Yvonne Do you want some pancakes?" "No thanks, I'm on day 2 of my alphabet diet. I'll have a banana, blueberry muffin, and some bacon please."

by In_The_Belly_Of_A_Whale January 21, 2011

the alphabet

consists of 26 letters

the alphabet soup

by iissocool December 2, 2010

Alphabet Mafia

A term that refers to the LGBTQ+ community

Person 1: “hay are you a member of the alphabet mafia”
Person 2: “yasss queen”

by Rise step-chickens December 10, 2020

Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).

That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait

by Kompress0r July 1, 2021

alphabet thoup

A type of thoup. it is a very thick alphabet soup, it is commonly used to tell people secret messages which can not be said aloud. to do this, you arrange the letters into the message you want to explain on the surface of the soup, along with letters mixed in, so its not as obvious.

"yo homes, i made a big ol' bowl uh alphabet thoup to tell our home-gurl jenny 'bout da big secret. she's in, bro!"

by Da Alphabet Thoup Masta! April 24, 2009