Agent Zero

The sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the anus (the zero) of a sexual partner. It is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (anus) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.

Guy 1: "Yo last night I gave her an Agent Zero! She never expected it until it was in!"

Guy 2: "No way, she never knew it was coming!?"
Guy 1: "Not until my finger was in her anus!"

by Scoticvs September 29, 2009

agent orange

a term used by james and chris to describe a certain individual called tom whelan

hey look its agent orange

by whelan January 28, 2005

agent 21

the member of your group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought beer for them when they were under 21.

Hey, agent 21 we ran out of beer! Go!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

agent orange

a central character in the Questin Tarentino movie "Reservoir Dogs." Agen Orange is, in fact, a polic infomrant on the diamond that the plot revolves around, and is ironically shot by police fire and dies in a warehouse.

That dude in Reservoir Dogs.

by your mom March 27, 2005

Agent Orange

Affectionate nickname for Donald J. Trump, who won the U.S. Presidential election of 2016 by a margin of -2.7 million votes. The nickname makes reference to Mr. Trump's skin pigmentation, in connection with Agent Orange, the warfare herbicide and defoliant produced by Monsanto and used by U.S. Armed Forces to contribute to the democide of the Vietnamese people.

Did you see what Agent Orange tweeted today? #unpresidented!

by @vruz December 17, 2016

Agent White

the less potent and more expensive alternative to Agent Orange

sense it costs more money and kills less VC, the United States pretty much never used it during the Vietnam War.

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 3, 2004

Agent oranged

Being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. Any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting.

person 1: Hey man it's time to catch the movie.

Person 2: hey sorry dude I was just agent oranged by this Vietnam war veteran in the bar.

by C.S Evans February 6, 2017