African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"

by Jake dean fist November 5, 2014

Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.

Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!

by PeopleMindReaders December 21, 2014

aircannon

When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.

I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back got in my anus before it closed.

by Jsummers33 December 8, 2016

Africord

A place (A.k.a Discord) where only African American can congregate, and love one another.

"Aye Jimmy, you in Africord"
Jimmy "No, I ain't black"
"Sucks to be you nigga"

by LogoKing April 15, 2021

Africa

it isnt a country

American: Africa is a country
geography guy: its a continent

by A really big weirdo May 21, 2022

Hyper African

An African that is pretty fast in making pointless music videos

A:Did you check the new Hyper African clip?
B:No, how was it?
A:Check it yourself: Droideka - GET HYPER (Official Video)

by Atheneite January 1, 2018