Afghanism

Afghanism is a meme created by Troquency, a viewer of the twitch streamer, Afghans_. In his stream, Chat Decides! VIP Application >:) on September 13th 2021, Troquency submitted a YouTube video in his application where he as a joke said, "I am a firm believer in afghanism." The term was meant to be a joke but Afghans acknowledged it and created his own definition that it meant that people had to use their twitch prime subscription. However Ali soon realized that it could be misinterpreted as a middle eastern religion that he was trying to convert his viewers to.

In his stream, Ali tried to convert a viewer to afghanism.

by Zarik September 13, 2021

The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022

Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.

The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!

by nutbags August 17, 2010

Afghan Flame

The worst restaurant ever, they fail to pay their employees on time, have poor organizational skills, and practically suck at everything to do with customer service, management, and catering.

Afghan flame ducking sucks

by gryyfgryyrjfj April 5, 2023

Afghan

The most powerful people in the world

your overlord

superpower graveyard
hot men

suicide bombers originate from Afghanistan which makes them hot i mean thicc i mean black men kissing.... Afghan

by afgan suicide bomber daddy 123 September 24, 2021

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024

afghan broth

a synonim for methamphetamine

"Sarge said he found a few towelheads cookin' afghan broth in yesterdays' raid on that compound."

by Fallujah_was_an_inside_job July 7, 2024