adulto

the reverse of kiddo, the only comeback to kiddo.

"hey kiddo, what are you up to?"
"hey adulto, why do you want to know?"

by definitionofwentabulous May 13, 2009

adulterated

something impure, tainted, dicked around with etc.

This pill is so adulterated!

by xXx_f_xXx May 27, 2007

adult work

Typically work involving being naked. Escort work, nude photography, or pornography.

Yeah, she needed more money. Started doing adult work.

by porterhousesteaks April 21, 2014

Adult Baby

Noun
Also referred to as AB
A person who acts like an infant or baby. Normally dresses up in a variety of baby like clothing like diapers, onesies, bibs, sleepers, and kid like shirts. Some adult babies find comfort and security in diapers and being cared by a mother or father. The age range for adult babies can vary from newborns to toddlers. Adult babies do not find sexual arousal out of diapers unlike diaper lovers (DL)

That Adult Baby isn't exactly the most normal. All he does is sit their like a read baby and have his mothers change him.

by Broken-Steel-Rocks June 29, 2009

Adultivity

used to describe "adult activity" or "growing up"

jimmie's drunk mom walks in the room rambling about not paying rent talking about how he doesn't comprehend "adultivity".

by kitonpyh August 21, 2008

Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.

Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!

by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012

Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head

Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.

by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018