textually active

When someone texts too much or is addicted to texting.

Little Brother: Did you hear? Mom said Stephanie had 824 texts!
Little Sister: Wow! She must be textually active.

by livialilac May 31, 2009

Active Shooter

One or more subjects who participate in a shooting spree, demonstrating their intent to continuously harm others.  Their overriding objective appears to be mass murder, rather than other criminal conduct, such as robbery, hostage taking, etc.

The first officers on scene engaged the ACTIVE SHOOTER in the main hallway of the school.

by Shane E Smith May 6, 2007

over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

by KariJo January 25, 2007

active [docking]

Like docking, it involves two, usually homosexual, men where the head of one penis is tucked/hidden in the foreskin of the other. However, the "active" version involves one step further. This is when the "docked" individual uses the foreskin of the other to "masturbate out" both involved parties.

Docking alone wasn't cutting it. Therefore, those two went into full on active docking.

by j.i.t. October 17, 2008

active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011