accidental kamikaze

When you try to solve a problem, only to make it much worse for you and everybody involved. A shorter alternative to the phrase "sank the boat to kill the captain".

"You know, we were perfectly fine sitting in the dark! You didn't have to pour gas on the fire!"
"Sorry, just a bit of accidental kamikaze..."

by Mythheart December 16, 2016

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Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.

After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.

by thewomprat January 7, 2012

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accidental slag

When you're on a girls night out and are having fun dancing with your mates. Then suddenly you start to pull multiple guys like there's no tomorrow and (usually) have no memory of it the next day.

Girl 1: So..... what happened last night? i don't remember anything after midnight.......
Girl 2: Well, you abandoned your mates and pulled over 5 guys within the space of 40 mins!!
Girl 1: Oh sh*t!!! I don't remember! I'm such an accidental slag....

by tioloni January 11, 2009

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accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

by joe chode August 20, 2007

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