Fuck you for not accepting my word

Fucking assholes not accepting my definition. And hell yeah! i take it personally. Bitches!!

urban dictionary: Sorry Sir. May I suck your penis?
Me: You're not worth it. Fuck you for not accepting my word

by Simpledefiner September 16, 2016

freak accident

An accident that's extremely unlikely and unusual.

Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.

by assortedwarheads March 1, 2011

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

reamed accordingly

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

Accelerated Reader

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

by Thunder shock March 1, 2018