Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

fifehanmi abey

God's child ❤ and a arsenal fan.
Mesutabbey

That is fifehanmi abey

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Abbey Park High School

All the white poeple are scared shitless of all the brown and black people.

What's so bad about Abbey Park high school?

Wait till you get confronted by one of the brown or black guys.

by Idontknowcrazy November 14, 2019

Abbey

A fun girl, usually short with light colored hair. She rejects aquard people and can always take a joke. extremely sarcastic, almost to a fault. Has a rockin' bod and always makes her self presentable, never sloppy. is a good friend and can keep a secret.

Man, i need more Abbey friends in my life.

by TheAbsolute October 18, 2010

abnesia

1. The serious medical condition of forgetting to go work out. Or not working out due to laziness and consequently packing on some pounds.

Chantelle: "Man, what happened to Mike? He used to be so fit and now he looks like a whale!"
Dan: "Yeah, he really caught a bad case of abnesia."

by Danderson777 June 13, 2013

Abner

A very smart person. Has excellent grades. They call him smart Abner. Gets all A's. Never lies. A very nice person. Never says a bad word like the N word.

Abner is very smart.

by abneristhesmartestpersoninthew May 10, 2021

Abner

A dumbass, sussy mother fucker that doesn’t pull at all

Fuck you abner

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck February 6, 2022