Sir Napkin

When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.

Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.

by ABaconborrito January 29, 2009

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Sir Ramsey

a higher tier being which is similar in ranking as a god. he is the legitimate ruler of all minimum wage catering staffs. he performs speeches with his herculean like figure and gives out orders demurely. a pussiant man that has more power than the almighty B.J. Sir ramsey like to plant his seeds in underage boys who linger around in lingerie.

sir ramsey planted his seed in my mouth

by AmillionFireflies June 16, 2020

Terry Sir

my one and only my teddy bear

Terry Sir love teddy bears, I love teddy bears too!
Terry Sir more pretty than Jennes in my opinion.

by terry bear hugger December 13, 2021

Big Sir

A very muscular and attractive woman.

I gotta get a big sir in my life.

by Chick3nMP August 16, 2022

Sir Steezy

a name that gets yo bitch wet

Ayo is that Sir Steezy???? Everyone look!!! It's Sir Steezy

by Jay Yuchikage July 13, 2022

sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'

'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'

by David Mankel August 7, 2007