peters

Verb
a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..

can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.

'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar amp. i only found out when he told me.'

'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'

look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..

by bigfathobbit November 24, 2009

peter

peter is gay and has a chode

your so gay peter

by fgghgghyh March 20, 2019

Peter

Sticking your fingers into her vagina and then quickly into her mouth while shouting PETER !!!

Gosh he Petered her really well!

by x Not the guy next to you x April 10, 2019

Peter

A lovely young lad whos farts smell like vegetables

that smells like peter!

by deez nits October 10, 2016

Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

Petered

When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle

Damn that girls Zoe got petered

by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022