Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

koy

A slur for a ginger person. Comes from the word "koi", a domesticated carp that is usually orange.

"You fucking koy, I hate gingers"
"Look at that ugly fucking koy!"

by hot-snails April 16, 2022

koi

it means join

Hey Nathan koi

by koi889 January 14, 2021

Koi

A type of fish, or fishy person; someone who is cancerous to be around (or quite literally smells like fish lol)

John pushed me into the kiddie pool yesterday; he is such a koi

by Corvette55 February 27, 2021

Koy

A ship name for Roy and Kae

Girl 1: Koy!!! Koy supremacy!!
Roy: SHUT IT I HATE THAT NAME

by superduperreallyhotchick April 28, 2021

Koi :D

A very cool person with a big heart. Loves the Elliotts, and they love them back just as much! Thank you for the serotonin. Im probably not the Elliott you made your message for, but I hope have some of the satsfaction I got from your message! Hope you're well! Heres the origional post if anyone wanted to see their post :

www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=koi%20%3AD

Koi :D is a awesome person who makes people named Elliott feel better :D

by 3lliott.p May 15, 2021

Indian Koi Pond

When your septic/sewer backs up into your tub and there’s little turds floating around in it

The ‘ol lady keeps flushing her rags, it seems like quarterly we have an Indian Koi Pond installed in the house.

by Placenta_effect December 28, 2025